Today I'm brimming with patriotism. I've just learned that American Internet users lead all other nationalities in Google searches for "burrito."
To be fair, I deserve most of the recognition, considering my tireless efforts. But I don't mind at least partially sharing the glory with my fellow compatriots. Americans are indeed intrepid explorers of the vast wilderness of the World Wide Web, and something tells me our efforts could soon clear the way for a more peaceful world.
(The above image comes from a Google image search for "burrito"!)
UPDATE: Thanks to my bro for the new & improved version.