Good morning boys and girls, I'm your substitute teacher, Mr. Method Man

From The Chicago Tribune:

NEW YORK -- Method Man is going back to school. As part of a plea deal reached following a marijuana arrest earlier this year, the hip-hop star was ordered to visit 15 city high schools to warn students about the dangers of drugs.

The former Wu-Tang Clan member and star of "How High,'' whose real name is Clifford Smith, "is thrilled to do it,'' defense attorney Peter Frankel said Friday. "He's never been in trouble before. He's not a stereotypical rapper.''

Word is bond: Educate yo'self and work yo'self up that corporate ladder; otherwise, you may find yo'self ending up like me, a blunt-smoking multimillionaire member of the world's most famous rap group, who also stars in the occasional wack movie. Now, who's got a light?

Method Man's Head Fried Like a Bad Perm

"The bad seed from the bad sperm
Weed got my head fried like a bad perm
What the blood -
Clot
We smoke pot
You wanna think twice i think not
The iron lung ain't gotta tell ya where I'm comin' from"

-- Method Man on "Triumph" by the Wu Tang Clan

The Daily Dish reports:

Wu-Tang Clan rapper Method Man was arrested in New York City on Thursday night for driving under the influence of marijuana.

The 36-year-old hip-hop star, real name Clifford Smith, was stopped at the Battery Tunnel toll booths in Brooklyn at 10 pm.

Smith was attempting to pay the tunnel toll when Officer Donald Johnston spotted his vehicle's inspection sticker had expired and upon investigation, allegedly found the rapper smoking a joint.

Police allegedly discovered 28 grams of marijuana in Smith's Lincoln Navigator vehicle, the New York Daily News reports.

The Grammy winner was arraigned in Brooklyn Criminal Court Friday and charged with unlawful possession of marijuana, criminal possession of marijuana, operating a motor vehicle under the influence and driving an uninspected motor vehicle.

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