Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Oh, Joy!

In Bangor, Maine, the City Council has passed a law protecting those treacherous little lemmings known as "the children" from ... whom? Ah yes, their parents.

It is now illegal to smoke cigarettes in the privacy of your own car, should any length-of-time-on-Earth challenged persons also be present. Oh, merry mother of maple syrup, what mind-sucking asininity.

Hey Bangor, Maine: Your lame town is an embarrassment to America. Please move it off the premises, perhaps to Canada, where such pat-yourself-on-the-back moralism is more culturally acceptable.

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